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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via august---26)
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via s-u-m-m-3r-l-0-v-3r)
- In class: oh yeah i totally get this
- homework: lol what the fuck
- test: lol what the fuck
- report card: lol fuck
- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
(Source: rachellrosales, via august---26)
Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of his new followers
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(Source: bored-confused-random, via august---26)
(Source: br0livia, via s-u-m-m-3r-l-0-v-3r)
